CRAZYCOOKER

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1.What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?



Stop goblin your food.


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2. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?



A box of quackers.

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3. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?



Because he was on a roll.

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4. Why did the student eat his homework?



The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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5. What did the hungry computer eat?



Chips, one byte at a time.

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6.Why do fish avoid the computer?



So they don't get caught in the Internet.

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7. What did the cannibal order for take-out?



Pizza with everyone on it.

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8.How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?



Footprints in the cheesecake.

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9. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.How did you do that?



I let him taste my cooking.


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10. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?



Launch meat.

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11. What do cats call mice on skateboards?



"Meals on Wheels."

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12. Why do you eat so fast?



I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.

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13. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?



Close the door, I'm dressing!


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14. What did the left eye say to the right eye?



Between us, something smells.


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15. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?



Jill: What's Egyptian pie?



Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.

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16. The customer asked: "Do you serve crabs here?"



"Yessir," repplied the waiter. "We'll serve just about anybody."

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