1 oz. Sweet Vermouth
2 oz. Scotch
1 oz. Orange Curacao
Half fill a mixing glass with cracked ice and add all ingredients.
Stir and strain into a 5 oz.
Garnish with a twist of orange rind.
15 ml Drambuie
15 ml Kahlua
Pour both ingredients into shot glass and mix.
Sing a verse of La Cucaracha, or sing la-la-la-la-laaa lots.
Bonus points if you can sing it in Spanish.
Continue until you can no longer sing la-la-la-la-laaaaa.