Two steaks

[CRAZYCOOKER]

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill:

"If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom:

"The smaller piece, of course."

Bill:

"What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

[New Cook]

Bill sounds like a woman. I know I have my moments and I get like that too, but that's because I'm a woman. It's just insulting when assumptions are made even when they're accurate.