Top Ten Things A Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids

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>Top Ten Things A Santa Doesn't Want To Hear From Kids or crusty for
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>10. "Remember me? I'm the kid with the weak bladder"
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>9. "You smell like supermarket gin"
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>8. "The real miracle on 34th Street would be if they accepted my mom's
>MasterCard"
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>7. "I want a 2004 Pontiac Aztec"
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>6. "Oh, by the way, if I don't get an X-Box, I'm gonna hunt you down,
>old man"
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>5. "I'm Jewish"
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>4. "I love you Kenny Rogers"
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>3. "Frankly I'm just here to humor my parents"
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>2. "While I'm talking to you, my mom is shoplifting blouses"
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>1. "Mom says you're my real daddy"
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