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Thread: For everything else there's Mastercard

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    For everything else there's Mastercard

    RECTUM STRETCHER

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

    To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammerred, 'A what?............

    A rectum stretcher!

    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.

    I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot arshole?' he asked

    ' You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'




    Traffic Ticket $95.00
    Court Costs $45.00
    Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
    For everything else, there's MasterCard

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    Re: For everything else there's Mastercard

    That's hilarious! Hey, if you're gonna get a ticket anyway, you might as well make it count, right?
    Cooking is my new thing! Easy recipes are what I need!

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