A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
"Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered.
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special."
"What's a Midnight Special?"
"A triple decker with...
This is a low calorie Breakfast Sandwich, really great for lunch and dinner as well. Very simple, ready in less than 10 minutes.
1 - Egg
1 - Slice Smoked Provolone Cheese
1 - Turkey Sausage Patty
1 - Whole Wheat English Muffin
1tsp - Butter
Salt & pepper
Cook the Turkey Sausage in a skillet...
From an email that has been circulating.
Bananas Contain three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute...
5 Minute
Management Course
Lesson 1:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg...
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'...
Ivan’s Pickles or white trash sushi
The amount of ingredients all depends on how many "pickles" you actually want to make
Ingredients
Package Egg Rolls (1Lb)
Package Sliced Ham Lunch Meat
Package Slice Swiss Cheese
Dill Pickle Spears
Oil (to deep fry)
Directions
Place on Egg Roll: Ham...
Basic recipe:
4 cups water
1/2 cup milk
1 cup steel cut oats
1/4 brown sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp vanilla
to this you can add dry fruit(up to 1/2 cup or so) if you do, add a little more fluid. Or fresh/frozen fruit(1 cup approx). Add seasonings too, cinnamon compliments apples and rhubarb...
No Foolin' 5-Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
Last night I dreamed that I was back living in Paris. I stopped to buy a ticket for the metro and then joined the rushing masses of commuters and made my way onto the train. Just as I was trying to figure out which exit I needed to take to exit onto...
For months my sister in law kept saying over and over again when I talked to her on the phone I can't wait til christmas eve but your probably not coming and I told her I would be going. So we ended up going and the moment we walked into the door my sister in law started saying some rude things...
2 large potatoes, boiled with skin 2
2-3 carrots, boiled with skin 2-3
3 hard boiled eggs 3
2 small sour pickles 2
2 tbsp fresh chopped dill 30 mL
2-3 tbsp mayonnaise (or combination with horseradish sauce) 30-45 mL
1-2 tbsp chopped green onions (optional) 15-30 mL
salt and...
1 small honeydew melon 1
6 cups cubed cooked chicken (8 chicken breasts) 1.5 L
2 cups chopped celery 500 mL
2 cups seedless green grapes, cut in half 500 mL
1 cup slivered almonds, toasted 250 mL
1-1/4 cups mayonnaise 300 mL
2 tbsp lemon juice 25 mL
1-1/2 tsp curry powder 7 mL...
8 oz. Beer
4 oz. Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Amaretto
Fill a beer mug with the beer and the orange juice, drop a shot
glass full of amaretto and drink fast.
1 oz. Kahlua
1 oz. Creme de Banana
n/a Chocolate Milk
Mix and serve with drinking straw.
***Robyn's comment: same as a monkey's lunch, but more
chocolaty.
5 oz. Creme de Banana
2 oz. Vodka
5 oz. Milk
1 Cherry
Mix Creme de Banana with Vodka, then after it is well mixed, add
milk. Add a cherry and a yellow straw for good looks.
1.0 oz Banana Liqueur
2.0 oz Club Soda
1.0 Fill Milk
Mix an ounce of banana liqueur and soda than pour the rest with
milk in a highball glass and than be prepared to get the piss on.