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    Midnight Special

    A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special." "What's a Midnight Special?" "A triple decker with...
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    Cut-It-Out Sandwiches

    Ingredients 1/4 cup Hidden Valley® The Original Ranch® dressing 1 tablespoon sour cream 12 slices whole wheat bread 12 slices shaved lunch meat (turkey, ham or roast beef) 6 slices assorted cheese Favorite sandwich veggies Preparation Prep Time: 15 min. Combine Ranch and sour cream; spread...
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    Four Great Cottage Cheese Sandwiches

    Yield: 2 sandwishes Ingredients: * 1/2 c Cottage cheese; (low-fat) 2 tb Peanut butter; * 1 Hard boiled egg; 1 Dill pickle; chopped * 1/4 c Alfalfa sprouts;(optional) * 1/8 c Cottage cheese;(low-fat) 2 tb Cheddar cheese; grated * 2 ts Chives; 1/4 c Diced celery; finely...
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    Hearty 300 Calorie Breakfast Sandwich

    This is a low calorie Breakfast Sandwich, really great for lunch and dinner as well. Very simple, ready in less than 10 minutes. 1 - Egg 1 - Slice Smoked Provolone Cheese 1 - Turkey Sausage Patty 1 - Whole Wheat English Muffin 1tsp - Butter Salt & pepper Cook the Turkey Sausage in a skillet...
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    Like Bananas? Here's Some Reasons To Keep Eating Them

    From an email that has been circulating. Bananas Contain three natural sugars -sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute...
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    Kids' Wings

    Yield: 14 Pieces Ingredients: * 1 lb Chicken wings * 1/2 c All-purpose flour * 1 tb Wheat germ * 1 1/2 ts Paprika * 1/2 ts Marjoram * 1/2 ts Dry mustard * 1/2 ts Salt * 1/4 ts Pepper * 1/4 c Buttermilk Instructions: Along with these crunchy wings pack...
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    Minestrone Salad

    Yield: 6 Servings Ingredients: * 1 c Macaroni * 1/3 c Olive oil * 1/3 c White wine vinegar * 1/4 c Fresh parsley chopped * 1/4 c Water * 1 1/2 ts Dried basil * 1/2 ts Salt * 1/2 ts Pepper * 1/2 ts Granulated sugar * 14 oz Canned red kidney beans -...
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    Potato Chip Sandwich

    2 slices bread (or) 1 hoagie roll mayonnaise (or) salad dressing (add desired amount) leafy green lettuce, optional 4 slices of deli-style lunch meat, any kind (*See note) 2 thin slices of tomatoes 6 slices of pickles 1-2 thin slices of cheese, (I use Colby-Jack) ruffled potato chips (as...
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    5 Minute Management Course

    5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg... The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'...
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    White Trash Sushi

    Ivan’s Pickles or white trash sushi The amount of ingredients all depends on how many "pickles" you actually want to make Ingredients Package Egg Rolls (1Lb) Package Sliced Ham Lunch Meat Package Slice Swiss Cheese Dill Pickle Spears Oil (to deep fry) Directions Place on Egg Roll: Ham...
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    Crockpot Oatmeal

    Basic recipe: 4 cups water 1/2 cup milk 1 cup steel cut oats 1/4 brown sugar 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp vanilla to this you can add dry fruit(up to 1/2 cup or so) if you do, add a little more fluid. Or fresh/frozen fruit(1 cup approx). Add seasonings too, cinnamon compliments apples and rhubarb...
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    American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Recipe

    Recipe Category Breakfast | Lunch | Snack | Cooking Method Grilling | Ingredients 1. 2 slices white bread 2. 2 KRAFT Singles 3. 1 small apple, any variety 4. 1/2 cup carrot sticks 5. 1 cup fat free milk Preperation & Cooking 1. Top 1 bread slice with Singles and second...
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    5-Minute Chocolate Mug Cake

    No Foolin' 5-Minute Chocolate Mug Cake Last night I dreamed that I was back living in Paris. I stopped to buy a ticket for the metro and then joined the rushing masses of commuters and made my way onto the train. Just as I was trying to figure out which exit I needed to take to exit onto...
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    How should I handle a rude sister in law?

    For months my sister in law kept saying over and over again when I talked to her on the phone I can't wait til christmas eve but your probably not coming and I told her I would be going. So we ended up going and the moment we walked into the door my sister in law started saying some rude things...
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    Russian Potato Salad

    2 large potatoes, boiled with skin 2 2-3 carrots, boiled with skin 2-3 3 hard boiled eggs 3 2 small sour pickles 2 2 tbsp fresh chopped dill 30 mL 2-3 tbsp mayonnaise (or combination with horseradish sauce) 30-45 mL 1-2 tbsp chopped green onions (optional) 15-30 mL salt and...
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    Fruit and Chicken Salad

    1 small honeydew melon 1 6 cups cubed cooked chicken (8 chicken breasts) 1.5 L 2 cups chopped celery 500 mL 2 cups seedless green grapes, cut in half 500 mL 1 cup slivered almonds, toasted 250 mL 1-1/4 cups mayonnaise 300 mL 2 tbsp lemon juice 25 mL 1-1/2 tsp curry powder 7 mL...
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    Wisconsin lunch box

    8 oz. Beer 4 oz. Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz. Amaretto Fill a beer mug with the beer and the orange juice, drop a shot glass full of amaretto and drink fast.
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    Spunky's munch

    1 oz. Kahlua 1 oz. Creme de Banana n/a Chocolate Milk Mix and serve with drinking straw. ***Robyn's comment: same as a monkey's lunch, but more chocolaty.
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    Monkeys lunch

    5 oz. Creme de Banana 2 oz. Vodka 5 oz. Milk 1 Cherry Mix Creme de Banana with Vodka, then after it is well mixed, add milk. Add a cherry and a yellow straw for good looks.
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    Monkey's lunch

    1.0 oz Banana Liqueur 2.0 oz Club Soda 1.0 Fill Milk Mix an ounce of banana liqueur and soda than pour the rest with milk in a highball glass and than be prepared to get the piss on.
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