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    How To's: Stopping Gossip

    Winnie, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused...
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    I know someone who is very suicidal and has severe depression, can anyone help?

    Someone I know is very mentally ill. She has no family and no real friends. She isolates herself & rarely leaves her home as she is afraid of almost everything. She is so ill that she can not financially take care of herself. She is in a realy bad way. I am in no position to help her & really...
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    How do I help my fiancee through a miscarriage?

    My fiancée just had a miscarriage a week and a half ago, she was about 7 weeks along. My question is how do I help her through this? She is still very emotional and it seems like it takes everything out of her just to get out of bed and go to work. Is this normal that she is taking this so hard...
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    I am 47 & starting over. Need Tips?

    I'm disabled by arthritis, so my work around the place is harder than when I lived alone younger. I worked at least 45 hrs. a week back then and was a better housekeeper and shopper than now. Things keep getting tougher. Any household tips or shortcuts will be appreciated. I'm asking you guys...
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    What are tips for keeping your household clean and functioning smoothly?

    What are tips for keeping your household clean and functioning smoothly?
  6. Molly

    Can anyone give me a couple tips on cooking prime rib?

    I am having a group over from my church, and I would like to make something special.... If you have any other suggestions, It would also be greatly appreciated. Thanks!Please help! I need a special dish!
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    No Fear

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate...
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    21 Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You

    These are precautions you can take to protect you and your property... 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard...
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    Why won't he help me?

    We have 8 months old, extremely active child. I am pregnant againg, 11 weeks, and I am feeling terrible. I am very sick all day long, exhausted, but I can't take nap, because the baby only takes two naps, half hour each and he is teething now, so he is up every hour and half or so at night. I...
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    A week at the gym...

    A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a...
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    5 Minute Management Course

    5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg... The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'...
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    Church Parade Cocktail

    1 splash Dry Vermouth 1 splash Orange Juice 2 oz. Gin 1 oz. Triple Sec Use Plymouth Gin
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    Church Lady Martini

    1 oz. Orange Juice 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth 2 oz. Gin Garnish with small sugar mint
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    Church's Fried Chicken

    1 tablespoon Sugar 1 1/2 cups Self-rising flour 1/2 cup Cornstarch 3 teaspoons Seasoned salt 2 teaspoons Paprika 1/2 teaspoon Baking soda 1/2 cup Biscuit mix 1 PAK Italian Dressing Mix 1 PAK Onion soup mix --USE-- 2 Eggs mix with, 1/4 cup Cold water 1 cup Corn oil Combine all ingredients in a...
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    Church's Fried Chicken

    Fried Chicken 1 tablespoon sugar 1 1/2 cups self−rising flour 1/2 cup cornstarch 3 teaspoons seasoned salt 2 teaspoons paprika 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 cup biscuit mix 1 envelope Italian dressing mix 1 envelope onion soup mix 2 eggs mixed with 1/4 cup cold water 1 cup oil Combine dry...