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    What are some good jokes for a comedy comic?

    I'm making a comic about a bittorent tracker user having cops on his tail xD. Its supposed to be funny and the part 1 was (I posted it in my tracker forum and everyone liked it) But I have no ideas for part two. Any good jokes or funny situations/events?
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    Melon Colada

    1 part Hiram Walker Melon Liqueur 1 part Malibu 1 part Pineapple Juice 1 part Colada Mix Blend with crushed ice.
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    Hazelnut Coffee

    * 1 part Hiram Walker® Hazelnut Liqueur * ½ part Kahlua® * 4 parts hot coffee * Splash of cream Combine ingredients and serve in a coffee mug
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    Friendship bread starter

    Gary Heston 1 cup flour 1 cup milk 1/4 tsp salt 1 friend with starter Proceedure: take flour, milk and salt to visit friend with starter. Add each to friends' starter, mixing well. Divide starter in half, returning one part to friend, and taking other half home with you. Place your part...
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    Le Deuce

    1 part Absolut Vodka ½ part Raspberry Puree 3 dashes Pernod Absinthe Shake and strain ingredients into a flute. Top with champagne. Garnish with a raspberry.
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    Kahlua Mexicano

    1 part Kahlua Coffee Cream 1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur ½ part Sambuca Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into ice-filled coffee mug.
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    Zipper #3

    1 Part Irish Cream 1 Part Grand Marnier 1 Part Anisette Serve in lowball glass.
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    1 part Jagermeister 1 part Root Beer Mix together and enjoy
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    Yoyo blow out #2

    1 Part Light Rum 2 Parts Sour Mix 1 Part Ice Throw it all together and have fun.. You can adjust sour mix for a stiffer or weaker drink.
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    Yoyo blow out #1

    1 part Light Rum 2 part Sweet & Sour Mix Add ingredients and ice to highball glass. Stir.
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    1.0 part Vodka 1.0 part Peach Nectar Nothing to it. Just mix it up and drink.
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    Yellow motherfuckers

    1 Part Vodka 1 Part Gin fill Mountain Dew 16 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate It is best to use a large cooler with a spout. The amount of Vodka and Gin you use depends on the size of your cooler. Add the ingredients to your preferred taste.
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    1 part Yukon Jack 1 part Apple Schnapps Mix 1part apple schnapps with 1 part Yukon Jack and serve in shot glass.
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    2 Parts Dark Rum 1 Part Cointreau 1 Part Lemon Juice Shake with ice, strain into chilled glass.
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    1.0 part Cognac 1.0 part Gin 1.0 part Scotch 1.0 part Vodka Mix however much of whatever you'd like-- create your own personal X-File. Serve in an Erlenmeyer flask. Enjoy!
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    Wookie #1

    1.0 part Orange Juice 1.0 part Southern Comfort 1.0 pinch Celery Salt Add all ingredients to shaker filled ice. Shake well and pour into glass.
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    Woo woo for you

    1 Part Peach Schnapps 1 Part Vodka 1 Part Cranberry Juice Mix and pour into shot glasses., Really smooth!
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    1 Part Blue Curacao 1 Part Vodka 1 Part Pineapple Juice 1 Part Sweet & Sour Mix Shake over ice, then strain into shot glasses.
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    Windex (2)

    1 Part Vodka 1 Part Gin 1 Part Curacao 1 Part Sweet & Sour Mix Serve in lowball glass.
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    Wife beater

    1 splash Sour Mix 1/2 part Tuaca 1/2 part Butterscotch Schnapps Combine in shaker. Shake untill cloudy. Pour.