I'm making a comic about a bittorent tracker user having cops on his tail xD. Its supposed to be funny and the part 1 was (I posted it in my tracker forum and everyone liked it) But I have no ideas for part two. Any good jokes or funny situations/events?
Gary Heston
1 cup flour 1 cup milk 1/4 tsp salt 1 friend with starter
Proceedure: take flour, milk and salt to visit friend with
starter. Add each to friends' starter, mixing well. Divide
starter in half, returning one part to friend, and taking
other half home with you. Place your part...
1 part Absolut Vodka
½ part Raspberry Puree
3 dashes Pernod Absinthe
Shake and strain ingredients into a flute. Top with champagne. Garnish with a raspberry.
1 part Kahlua Coffee Cream
1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
½ part Sambuca
Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into ice-filled coffee mug.
1 Part Vodka
1 Part Gin
fill Mountain Dew
16 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
It is best to use a large cooler with a spout. The amount of Vodka
and Gin you use depends on the size of your cooler. Add the
ingredients to your preferred taste.
1.0 part Cognac
1.0 part Gin
1.0 part Scotch
1.0 part Vodka
Mix however much of whatever you'd like-- create your own
personal X-File. Serve in an Erlenmeyer flask. Enjoy!