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I suppose this would be considered the "solution" to the teen pregnancy problem. And yes, I am aware of constitutional impediments to restricting procreation and religious opposition to birth control in general. Thoughts?follow-up: wouldnt be so silly to assume that kids would be responsible...

ever since i had my son, this woman decided that she was gonna run the show. i understand the excitement of the first grandchild, but i think she is taking this a little too far. when my son was about 9mths he had a fever to me it appeared he was cutting teeth. she demanded that he go to the ER...

ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS: 1. "Always remember you're unique--just like everyone else." 2. "Bad Cop! No donut!" 3. "Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." 4. "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." 5. "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can...

I have stage three tonsil / throat cancer. I am being treated with seven weeks of chemotherapy and radiation. I am 51 years old. I have no plans of having the very invasive surgery if the treatments do not work. I am not a smoker or drinker. How long would I have?

2.0 oz Banana Liqueur 1.0 oz Brandy 1.0 tbsp. Chocolate Syrup 1.0 fill Black Coffee 2.0 tbsp. Cream Mix and enjoy. Not your grandpa's Grog

1 oz Light Rum 1 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Soda Water 2/3 oz Coffee Liqueur Build (Pour) & stir

1 oz. Old Grand Dad 3 oz. Orange Juice You take an oz. of Old Grand Dad and put it into a Glass. Then you put about 3 oz. of orange juice into the same glass and mix. And then you have your drink.

12 oz Sprite 1.0 splash Orange Juice 2.0 shot Tequila Mix and enjoy.

8 oz. Rye Whiskey 1 large can Frozen Lemonade Concentrate 1 large can Frozen Orange Juice Concentrate 1 liter Ginger Ale 2 cups Water 4 dashes Angostura Bitters 2 Tbs. Sugar Allow the frozen juices to defrost, then pour everything into a blender and...

10 Sugar 1 Red Wine 1/2 Madeira n/a Raisins 2 Cinnamon Stick 5 Cloves Mix wine and spices, and heat it under cover some minutes on low heat - DO NOT BOIL. Add sugar, lemon peel and stir. Keep on heat...

1 oz. Melon liqueur 1.5 oz. Vodka To Taste Sweet & Sour Mix Pour Midori and Vodka over ice. Add whiskey sours to taste (usually about 1.5 cups). Shake well.

2 Anjou pears lemon juice 2 cups water 1/2 cup sugar cinnamon stick, cracked 4 whole cloves 2 julienne strips lemon zest 2/3 cup dried apricots 1 cup raisins 4 to 6 tablespoons grappa(unaged Italian brandy), or to taste Peel, quarter, and core the pears, then sprinkle them with the lemon...

5 cups turkey stock 3 stalks celery cut into 1-inch pieces 2 large potatoes peeled and quartered 2 carrots cut into 1-inch pieces 1 onions quartered 1 cup uncooked noodles 2 cups cooked turkey cubed In 5-quart saucepan, combine first 5 ingredients. Over...

4 lb. Sirloin Steak 2 1/4 lb. Boston Pork Butt 1 lb. Country Smoked Bacon 1 tbs. Hungarian Paprika 1 tsp. 2 tbs. Cracked Pepper 1 tsp. Marjoram 1/2 tsp. Coriander 2 tbs. Garlic 2 tsp. Sugar 2 tsp. Kosher Salt 1/2 tsp. Morton's Tender Quick 1 tbs. Mustard Seed 1/4 cup 1/4 cup...

1/2 cup Wine Vinegar 2 tbs. Mustard 1 1/2 cup Oil 1 tbs. Pepper 3/4 cup Soy Sauce 2 1/4 tsp. Salt 1/3 cup Lemon Juice 1 1/2 tsp. Parsley 1/4 cup Worcestershire Sauce 2 clove Garlic 1/2 cup Barbecue Sauce brown sugar Put all in blender - keeps months in refrigerator. This recipe has a...

2 1/2 tbs. Brown Sugar 1 1/2 tsp. Thai Basil 1/8 tsp. Cumin Seed 3/4 tsp. Coriander 3/4 tsp. Savory 3/4 tsp. Thyme 3/4 tsp. Black Pepper 3/4 tsp. White Pepper 2 tbs. Paprika 2 tsp. Mustard 2 tsp. Onion Powder 2 tsp. Garlic Powder 2 tbs. Salt Mix all ingredients thoroughly and store...