1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band...
No Foolin' 5-Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
Last night I dreamed that I was back living in Paris. I stopped to buy a ticket for the metro and then joined the rushing masses of commuters and made my way onto the train. Just as I was trying to figure out which exit I needed to take to exit onto...
25 ml. Jose Cuervo Tequila
25 ml. Creme de Cacao
25 ml. Melon liqueur
100 cl. Pineapple Juice
100 cl. Orange Juice
Built and stirred in a large glass ( Rock or Collins )
100 ml Southern Comfort
100 ml Drambuie
500 ml Guinness Stout
In a 6 2/3 Paris Goblet add Southern Comfort and then Drambuie.
Top up with Draught Guiness
1 Egg White
1 oz. Heavy Cream
1/2 oz. Anisette
2 oz. Gin
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the
ingredients.
Shake well.
Strain into a sour glass.
1.0 oz. Cream
1.0 each Egg
2.0 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Sambuca
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes combine all of the
ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a sour glass.