Funny Answering Machine Message

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Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

I got this off the net here I thought it was good it is a message someone actually left on thier answering machine.
 
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