"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed
-
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true
than
be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy