1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band...
For the pastry - Two Tarts:
2 cups Flour -- all-purpose
1/4 cup Sugar
1/2 teaspoons Kosher salt
2 sticks Butter diced & very cold
For the Filling - One Tart:
1 1/2 pounds McIntosh, Macoun, or Empire apples
1/4 teaspoons Grated Orange Zest
1/2 cup Flour -- all-purpose
1/4 cup Sugar
1 large loaf firm white or french bread(about 1 pound) crusts trimmed, cut into 1-inch cubes
3/4 cup sweetened shredded coconut. (I used frozen)
1/3 cup dried apricots (chopped in processor)
2 1/2 cups canned cream of coconut, such as Coco Lopez
2 cups whole milk
1/2 cup sugar
Mix together the following:
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can French onion soup
1 can cheddar cheese soup
Pour over roast and veggies in crock pot and cook on low 8 hours - comes out fork-tender with the richest gravy that would go perfect over noodles too!
1 - 1.5 lbs sliced deli roast beef
8 oz. sliced mushrooms
1 sm. onion - cut vertically into thin strips
1/3 bell pepper cut into strips
2 TBSP butter
Couple dashes of seasoning salt and garlic powder
4 slices of colby jack cheese
4 French rolls lightly buttered and toasted
FRENCH SILK CHOCOLATE PIE
1/2 c. butter
1 square Bakers bitter chocolate
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 c. sugar
1 c. whipping cream
Cream butter and sugar thoroughly with electric mixer so mixture will not be grainy. Cook, add vanilla and eggs, one at a time, beating after each addition. Pour in...
1 package (1 lb. 4 oz.) frozen french fries
1/3 cup Italian salad dressing
2 teaspoons onion, finely diced
1 teaspoon parsley flakes
1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
Place a large skillet over low heat. Add french fries and salad dressing. Toss to coat evenly. Add onion and parsley and toss again...
6 boneless pork chops (1-1/2 lb.), 1/2 inch thick
2 onions, thinly sliced
2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 pkg. (6 oz. ) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken
1-1/2 cups hot water
1 cup Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
Heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium-high heat. Add chops...
1/4 cup Butter
2 cups sliced onions
1 medium (1 cup) green and/or red bell pepper, cut into strips
1/2 pound sliced deli roast beef, cut into strips
4 hoagie or French rolls, split
8 (3/4-ounce) slices American or Provolone Cheese, cut in half
Heat broiler. Melt butter in 10-inch skillet...
1 cup mashed potatoes
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg, beaten
5 Tablespoons milk
Drop by Tablespoons into 375 degrees vegetable oil. When brown, drain on a paper towel. Serve hot. They taste great with nacho cheese sauce or ranch dressing for dipping.
1 box of yellow cake mix
2 large eggs
1 3/4 oz. box of banana cream pudding
1 cup of orange juice
1/2 cup of vegetable oil
1 cup of sour cream
Pour all of this in a large bowl, mix. Mix for a bit, scrape down sides. Run for a full 3 minutes. Batter will be fluffy. Grease, flour an angel tube...
1 lb. deli roast beef, thinly sliced
1-1/4 cups cheddar cheeses, shredded
1 (2.8oz) container french-fried onions
4 pitas, cut in half
Chop the roast beef. Combine the roast beef, cheese and onions.
Fill each pita half with the mixture. You may either microwave the sandwich or place unwrapped...
Baked Apple Slices
Nonstick cooking spray
3 large firm, sweet apples, such as Fuji or Golden Delicious
2 1/2 tablespoons melted butter
1/3 cup sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon allspice
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
Place one rack in the bottom of the oven and...
1 box French Vanilla cake mix
2/3 cup water
3 oz. pkg. raspberry jello
1 pkg. frozen raspberries (thawed)
Mix all together until very well blended. Put in greased or sprayed 9x13 pan.
Bake at 325 degs until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean (about 30 mins).