2.0 Gal. Apple Cider
1.0 drop Brandy
20.0 whole Cloves
2.0 Orange
1.0 Gal. Dark Rum
Dump the Rum (preferably Bacardi Dark) and the mulled Cider into
a fat stock pot. Stick the whole Cloves into the Oranges like a pin
cushion. Now your fingers stink. Gently (splashing is bad) place the
Clove-laden oranges into the simmerin' pot. Let it go (without
boiling) until you can't stand it no more. Fill your Thermos (and
everybody else's) with the stuff. Take a walk in the cold and have a
beautiful Xmas. Party like it's 1999!