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1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 large bottle Jack Daniels


Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup of Jack Daniels and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Jack is still ok, try another Cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup Of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check
the Jack. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jack Yandels and
make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

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