CRAZYCOOKER
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1.What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.
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2. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
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3. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
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4. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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5. What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
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6.Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don't get caught in the Internet.
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7. What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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8.How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheesecake.
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9. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.
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10. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
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11. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
"Meals on Wheels."
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12. Why do you eat so fast?
I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.
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13. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
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14. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
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15. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What's Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.
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16. The customer asked: "Do you serve crabs here?"
"Yessir," repplied the waiter. "We'll serve just about anybody."
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Stop goblin your food.
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2. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
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3. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
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4. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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5. What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips, one byte at a time.
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6.Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don't get caught in the Internet.
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7. What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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8.How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheesecake.
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9. I trained my dog not to beg at the table.How did you do that?
I let him taste my cooking.
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10. What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
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11. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
"Meals on Wheels."
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12. Why do you eat so fast?
I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.
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13. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
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14. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
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15. Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What's Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.
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16. The customer asked: "Do you serve crabs here?"
"Yessir," repplied the waiter. "We'll serve just about anybody."
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